walking with lorna quotes

lorna, my sister in law, hiding from the camera

the other day lorna and i went walking along the bonneville shoreline trail again.  i think, i think that the harder the walk is the less oxygen we have and the less oxygen we have the more we laugh.  we were laughing and having so much fun that a person (a man) slowed down just enough to comment on how much fun we were having.  he said, "you guys must be having a lot of fun!" at which point we both laughed and said, "yes." :)  i said yes because i had actually heard him, lorna was just smiling and nodding and wondering what he was doing!
so anyway... here are some quotes from our walk. i won't attribute them to anyone since i don't want anyone embarrassed :) and i am sorry if any of the words are offensive :)

why is that green!... oh, wait that's a lawn

poop!
TOUCH it!

bears, cougars or wedgies?
wedgies. they can really hurt. trust me. i had friend who gave me wedgies.

i don't smile when i wake up in the morning.

i love my butt.  i call it my buddha butt.

i once had a friend who called me brainless and her name was buttless

i do believe that was enough to make us laugh the whole walk...there may be other ones i will add later... my brain, being deprived of oxygen, can't remember them all :)

the bonneville shoreline trail runs along the base of these mountains