What Asher says

 Asher:
"I am thinking about gum mom."

Me:
"What are you thinking about the gum?"

Asher:
"I want to take it." While staring intently at a pack of gum.

Me:
"Asher, that really makes me sad."  (This was after he had just told me how sad something made him, we had been playing together)
Asher:
"Mom, you need to be happy" (In essence, you need to get over it...)

On the way to pick Josh up from work, Isaac fell right to sleep and Asher was one his way when I hear him starting to yell
"They keep falling down"

Me:
"What is falling down"

Asher:
"My eyes!, They keep falling down and I poked them with my finger!" (Both Asher and Isaac will poke themselves in the eyes to keep from falling asleep)

Later on the ride home.

Josh:
"Asher close your eyes and think about sheep.  Can you see them?  Start counting"

later, still trying to get him to fall asleep

Me:
"Can you see the sheep?  What are their names?"

Asher:
"Bob, the sheep, and he likes to build stuff..." (he then starts talking about all the stuff Bob the Sheep builds and then ends with...)..."and he does a special cow yoga!"

To his dad:
"I am not a banana" (Josh likes to tease his kids)
"I have hands so I can't be a banana!"